R.I.P.->Eulogizing Mark Simmons, Tabitha Jordan & Burak Acar With Litter

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What the fuck did I just say? Are you people not paying attention? Do they not get the internet in Ray County Missouri? After seeing the last 2 crosses you really have to ask, "What the fuck where those kids thinking by driving on the correct side of Highway 210?"

"What the fuck were those kids thinking by not wearing their seatbelts?", might be a better question though. On 3/13/2004 around 11 p.m. Lincoln Carty crosses the center line and hits the car Mark Simmons, Tabitha Jordan and Burak Acar were seatbeltlessly travelling in. Then to add insult to death, along comes a 3rd car and nails Carty's car. That driver wasn't injured, but Carty, Simmons, Jordan and Acar were all pronounced dead on the scene.

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