R.I.P.->Eulogizing Lacey Johnston, Rachel Persell & Lacey Hammons With Garbage

Don't pass cars by swerving into oncoming traffic (Lacey L. Johnston). No matter how much of a hurry you are to get to somewhere, the afterlife excluded, take your time and allow the car in front of you to complete its turn, then feel free to stomp on the gas like a mad man/woman/shitty teen driver to impress/endanger the people who are stupid enough to get in a car with you (Rachel M. Persell). The people in the other lane (Lacey J. Hammons) will thank you. And no shit eating dumbass (Jason Curless) (Hey look ma, my name's in parenthesis -- I finally made it) will show up to marvel at the wonderous trash that was left as a monument to your shitty driving.