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Memorial For Cheyenne Obrock

Cheyenne Obrock was on this earth for 7 years. Now before you get all tearied eyed and start belly aching about how short her life was, lets look at this objectively. Or better yet, comparitively.

Her life was 233% percent as long as the sentence her killer got. See, it doesn't seem that short now does it. I bet Diana L. McClelland, thinks 7 years is a really long time. Especially when you have to go that long without your daily diet of painkillers, sedatives and muscle relaxants.

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There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.