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I can't find a story to confirm this, but I think the people who, and I quote, "We love you Jon" were guilted into putting up a cross for this Teresa lady. Look at the pic for a second and you will see she got the shit end of the crucifix: a fourth the flowers of Jon, a smaller cross, her name wasn't spray painted onto the guard rail like Jon's (very classy touch by the way), and no message of love, just stats--she was 34.

So that makes me think either Teresa was divorced from Jon's father who thought her a cunt, or she was pulling a Mrs. Robinson and Jon couldn't handle getting sucked off as he drove. Or both, it was in Calwood, MO after all.

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