There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.
Porkjerky.com
Made With 80% Recycled HTML
 
Updates Random Free Shit R.I.P. Omniscience Guestbook Gallery

R.I.P.->Immortalizing Rick Asten With Litter

    Email Page To Someone   Create A Link For This Page   Be An Idiot, Click Here
Next Cross -->
<-- Prior Cross
R.I.P. Main Submit A Cross Make Your Own Roadside Memorial
Don't Take My Word For It.
Here Are My Sources For
Rick Asten
Online StoryCached Article 1Cached Article 2Missouri Gay RodeoKansas Parole BoardWyandotte County Fair Grounds
Memorial For Rick Asten

As most of you have already recognized and reminisced, in the background is the Wyandotte County Fair Grounds in Kansas City, Kansas home to the 2004 Missouri Gay Rodeo (true fucking story, click the link). Now, I don't mind calf-roping nancyboys or queens in spurs or fags on stags or 10 gallon hatted homos, but for the love of AZT, bring the fucking Missouri Gay Rodeo home. While I am no ranch hand myself, I am 100% absolutely HIV positive that no self-respecting, self-felching, Show-Me state cattle rustler would be caught dead riding in Jayhawk Country. Have some pride ladies.

Speaking of being caught dead in Kansas, here's a recipe to fuck up your life:

1. Steal a car.

2. Get in a high speed chase with the cops.

3. For good measure, run over and kill a cop.

4. Enjoy years of forced sweet beautiful anal lovemaking.

5. Apply for parole when you're about 60.

June 1998, Michael Turckes helps Tracy Markee launch Operation Lifelong Sodomy by stealing a car. Markee gets pursued by cops and they trap him near the building you see above. Sargent Rick Asten lays down some road spikes. And, just in case it isn't a felony case already, Markee decides not only to run over the road spikes and the median, but Sargent Asten as well.

Boring part of the story short, Asten gets a cross in front of where men who mount other men come together once a year to mount barnyard animals and while Markee is up for the death penalty, he only gets a sentence that puts him in jail until 2031. Then he is up for parole.

<-- Prior Cross R.I.P. Main Next Cross -->
You're 100% right--Violence solves a lot of problems. Of course its best to first threaten and graphically explain said violence. Use jason@porkjerky.com to start the process on me.
Updates| Random| Free Shit| R.I.P.| Omniscience| Contact Me| Gallery| Email Page To Someone
There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.