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What I did on my summer vacation by jason. This summer we went to Catoosa, Oklahoma and it was hot and we took the Will Roger's Turnpike and I saw two deers and it took a long time and we went to the Bird Creek Pump Station and we saw Albert Flores Jr.'s memorial and we ate Mazzios Pizza and I had my picture taken by the memorial and the pool was closed and I had lasagna and I saw some indians and we came home and I wrote 100 words about what I did this summer and the end.

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Are you as excited as I am? That's right it's finally here--. If you've been a good patriot this year, paid your taxes on time and belong to a cult that does smart things like make you pretend you're eating your savior's body and drinking his blood instead of stupid cult stuff like praying in a certain direction 5 times a day; then maybe, just maybe, this year Uncle Sam will slip down your chimney and leave presents under your flagpole. Be sure to set out a plate of apple pie for him and throw down some birdseed for the eight bald eagles pulling his Humvee. Thomas Jefferson bless us everyone!

As always, porkjerky.com goes dark for 9/11 so get your fill now.