There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.
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The Eastern Oklahoma branch of MENSA suffered big losses on this one. The first 3 blows came when a car driven by a high school dropout who married a high school dropout crossed the center line, hit another car killing both those dropouts along with their dropout friend, Sklyar Fields and the driver of the other car (dropout status unconfirmed, but suspected).

Unfortunately that didn't raise the average intelligence of Catoosa, OK enough. On March 29th 2008, in response to rumors he heard circulating at the local high school (good to see they are of some use) the step-father of one of the dead dropouts went over to a house to confront the rumorees about their involvment in the accident. As is customary in an area with a high per-capita dumbfuckedness, he took a gun and did his confronting at 1 in the morning.

Violently, things turned humorous, or maybe; humorously, things turned violent. Either way, words and gunfire were exchanged, 2 went to the hospital and 1 to the morgue. In the end dead dropout's step-dad hits the quinella by ending up both shot and charged with first degree murder.

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There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.