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Never has someone ever inadvertantly looked like dumbass while actually trying to look
like a dumbass more often than I. Here's what I go for touristy dumbass waving like a dumbfuck with a huge shit-eating smile. Somehow though I
never get it right, and end up looking like a whole other type of shit-eating dumbass.
Amazing. It looks like I am pinching off a huge one behind that cross. My face is straining, eyes are closed, arms flailing and trying to keep my
balance. What a dumbfuck--and not the good kind.
As for the cross itself, it's for Mary Jo Waldorf, she was her husband's
backpack tits. That is, she was the passenger on her husband's motorcycle. So, Backpack Tits and her old man are getting ready to cross a 2
lane highway when he decides to pull out in front of a van that has the right of way. Amazingly, the van didn't take the worst of it.
Unamazingly, and oh so common, a passenger who had nothing to do with causing accident (Mary Jo "Backpack Tits" Waldorf) is the only one
who died in the accident.
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