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To renew your driver's license in the state of Kansas, The Department Of Revenue (yeah you read that right, "Revenue" not "Motor Vehicles") sends you a booklet and a written driving test. You use the booklet to complete the test and bring it with you to the nearest Revenue office. There it is graded and you are given an eye test. Pass them both and you have succesfully reproven your ability to operate a 3 ton machine that is capable of moving at 120 miles per hour and killing Kansas Department Of Transportation workers. There is no need to demonstrate motor skills or a sufficient reaction time or show that your Parkinson's won't cause you to swerve off the road and into someone picking up litter on the side of the road.

Now that's not fair a implication. Let me say that to my knowledge the person that killed Marvin Scott McDonald III did not have Parkinson's. I do not want to insuate that in any way. For all I know, the 74 year old lady who swerved off the road, barrelled into a KDOT truck, and then killed McDonald may have been liquored up. So, please, do not take that Parkinson's reference in the first paragraph as a fact. Possibly the old cunt was narcoleptic or had a stroke or maybe she was speedballing Ecstasy and Ensure.

The point I want to make is that just because a 74 year old woman drove her car off the road and into a road worker in a bright orange vest is not because she had Parkinson's. There is a very real possiblity that age had nothing to do with it and she was just another shitty driver to begin with.

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There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.