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That's pretty fucking goddamn close, but I don't think it's a perfect, exact replica of the cross used in
The Passion Of The Christ (Movie Spoiler: He dies. Sequel
Spoiler: He returns as a hard-boiled egg hiding zombie). Granted, I spent most of the movie finger banging my own asshole, but from what I can
recall paying attention to, the messiah's actual crucifix was made of PVC pipe, had only 1 american flag on it, and the fake flower bouquet atop it
wasn't faux crysanthemums but plastic easter lillies.
Also, the bona fide cross had pinwheels sticking out sideways from each end of its horizontal board. Finally, I know Jesus wasn't adorned
with a crappy homemade necklace. He was either wearing a thorn of crowns or an 'FDNY' hat, I am not sure which one, again, finger banging my
own asshole.
Other than that though, spitting fucking image. Well done, truly an honor to both the son of your lord and Tony.
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