Are you as excited as I am? That's right it's finally here--. If you've been a good patriot this year, paid your taxes on time and belong to a cult that does smart things like make you pretend you're eating your savior's body and drinking his blood instead of stupid cult stuff like praying in a certain direction 5 times a day; then maybe, just maybe, this year Uncle Sam will slip down your chimney and leave presents under your flagpole. Be sure to set out a plate of apple pie for him and throw down some birdseed for the eight bald eagles pulling his Humvee. Thomas Jefferson bless us everyone!
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Just try and make sense of this cross:

Top To Bottom:	In Choose Life Think Memory
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The third most ironic thing is that this isn't a roadside memorial for anyone in particular. The second most ironic thing is that it's not even for accident victims. Its just another in the long line of well crafted messages of anti-abortionists. The ironickest thing is that it's evidence why abortion needs to be available and promoted in this country.

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