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If you're currently browsing this site while driving I-370 in Bridgeton, MO and throwing back a cold one; don't worry, you will probably be perfectly fine. Its all those dumbass, sober, attention-paying drivers that insist on driving I-370 that should really be worried. Honestly, what are they thinking?

The above memorial is for Dave Weinstein and was the 3rd one within half a mile for the victim (as a world-renown unempathetic prick I do not use that term wily-nily) of manslaughter. On 5/10/2011 at 5:45 pm Jeanette Kimbrew pulled out in front of Weinstein causing both cars to leave the road, overturn and ejecting both Kimbrew and Weinstein. He died the next day, she was treated and released and got 6 years in jail (check out Missouri Casenet for the full story).

So, when you are on I-370 near St. Louis Mills Mall, you can try and drive as cautiously as you want, but if you truly were a safe driver, your ass wouldn't even be on that stretch of highway to begin with.

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There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.