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I jumped on his trampoline.

Now, normally thats the sort of bragging exclamation I would make while manning the glory hole at one of the many gay bars I frequent. In this instance it is not. I mean that literally. I went to high school with Jason Hammontree and on more than one occasion was on the giving and receiving ends of a double bouncing in his backyard (again, in this instance, that's to be taken literally and not as some sort of homosexual polyamorus love making act I have paid to be a part of).

Now, in the spirit of being an uncompromising asshole, I am including his cross on my site: The first for anyone I've personally known. Here's the shitty part. I couldn't find jack fuck about how he died. I got an obituary, but that's it.

Now the most important part of all this: Do you think he left a will or do I have a shot at getting that trampoline by contesting probate? Help me Legal Zoom.

Have your attorney use jason@porkjerky.com when making good on your threats to sue me for being an asshole. Of course, the same guy who handled your back child support and DUI cases probably isn't the best representation in this civil matter.