There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.
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Maybe he was trying to hunt down Santa. Perhaps he was trying to save all the grandmothers in the area who were walking home that night from being run over. He might have even been looking to do a gainer with a half twist off that bridge at 63rd and Raytown Traffic way so he could get some shitty plastic flowers, a kickass banner and his own url.

All I found about his death was wild speculation and sparse facts. While I am full of and all for the former, here's the latter: On December 24th 2007, Zach Gamble leaves his house at 10 pm to do god knows what with god knows who. And that's the last anyone saw of him until January 5th 2008 when they found his body at the bottom of the ravine that bridge is over.

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There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.