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Memorial For The One True God

No, my god is the one true god.

Nuh-uh. My god is the one true god.

Uh-huh. My god's the one true god plus one.

Nuh-uh. My god's the one true god times 100.

Uh-huh. My god is the one true god times a bajillion.

Nuh-uh. My god's the one true god times infinity.

Uh-huh. My god's the one true god times infinity squared plus one.

Nuh-uh. My god's the one true god to the power of infinity times infiinity plus infinity.

Then both graven images faced Mecca and called it a day.

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