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Now here's a story of a newspaper I divorced a long time ago--that shitty rag The Kansas City Star. If your a business and need a press release inserted into a paper as an article, the Star is your rag. If you want to know half about a story and then have no one ever follow up on it, read the Star. If you know a person's name, date of birth, date of death and exact location of the accident that killed them but only want an obituary and not even 2 sentences worth of a story, the Star will not dissappoint you.

I know everything except the bitch's driver license number, but all I found for Stephanie Anne Gray was an obituary telling of a tragic wreck that she was involved in.

KC Star, may your death be as quick, unreported and shittily memorialized as Stephanie's.

I'm surprised no one has thought of your excellent idea before. Sending a profanity filled email to jason@porkjerky.com wishing death upon me will definitely change my holocaustal ways.