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R.I.P.->Glorifying Rhonda Griffin With Trash

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Memorial For Rhonda Griffin

That's a paradox. Rhonda Griffin died to get out of purgatory, not into it. Of course the real conundrum is how desecrating property with a death site remembrance somehow aggrandizes its worth. But the coup de grace of this whole page is that I found an online synonymy.

Kick fucking ass. Now we all can metamorphize phrases like 'Shitville Trailer Park' into 'Midwest Mobile Home Community'.

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