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Chris McDonald bought the farm.
E-I-E-I-O
And on that spot is a cross.
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With some plastic flowers here,
and a hooker's torso there.
Here some weeds.
There some trash.
Every where some crappy crap.
Chris McDonald bought the farm
while working on the bridge at Chouteau.
E-I-E-I-O

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