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Sing all the songs you want to about Compton, but Leavenworth Kansas at 7th and Metropolitan is the hardest place in America. For starters, it's across the street from the Federal Penitentiary where Machine Gun Kelly, Michael Vick and James Earl Ray spent some time as well as the site of a number of federal executions. But that's nothing.

Hell, the prison is probably the softest part of Leavenworth to be. Look at that scary ass strip mall--a 7-Eleven without gas pumps, Little Caesar's pizza, Cirilla's, Cash-To-Go, Vaping Express. A god damn Cricket Wireless? Yeah, that's a bad part of town, motherfucker.

That cross had no identifying information. And like I said, even if you have it tattooed in cursive on your neck, you don't want to be caught in that part of the 913. So, when I googled that location I got a few things that cross could be for:

Someone was shot nearby.

A non-fatal accident that might have turned fatal after going to the hospital.

Brothers killed at a barber shop.

Suicide by train.

Or quite possibly that cross is for all the homey's who ate in L-Town. The Sunflower State don't play motherfucker.

I know what you are thinking and you couldn't be more right. Someone needs to e-mail me at jason@porkjerky.com and tell me how little my dick is and how horribly I need to die.