Now this truly fucking breaks my heart. When I first saw this cross my hopes were lifted sky high; only
to have them crash down because bumpkins in the middle of Missouri don't have the internet yet.
This cross was at US Hwy 169 and State Hwy Z, in the middle of fucking no where Missouri where some guy named
Wilken is up for County Commissioner. That and the two words on the cross all I had to go on. But with this name:
Abba Doodle
You'd think I'd find at least a Myspace post or an
AOL hometown site (holy fuck,
I am old) that mentioned Abba Doodle's passing.
Even if Abba Doodle was a god damn dog, or horse or pet goat or domesticated pig. But no,
jack-gosh-darn-fucking crud when you Alta Vista it.
Stop voting for status quo county commissioners and get your shit together and online, middle of fucking
nowhere Missouri.
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