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As I stumbled onto this soybean field just off Hwy 75 near the Nebraska/Kansas border I figured these two crosses were placed by seperate families of the same head-on collision. That would explain the spacing and the differently decorated crosses. How wrong I was.

I was standing in the middle of the premise of Keanua Reeve's next romantic cometragedy. Those memorials were for 2 different wrecks, 8 years apart. What are the odds of tragic tacky lightning striking the same spot twice?

Because I'm not just an asshole, but a fair asshole, this post will focus on only the right cross. You can read my synopsis of the right one on its own page here. If you go through the trouble of dying in your own wreck and your loved ones shittily memorializes you, I will give you the full disrespect you deserve by giving you your own page.

No matter how boring your story is: On July 2nd, 2012, Taylor Isaac died when the SUV her mother was driving rolled into that field.

You're 100% right--Violence solves a lot of problems. Of course its best to first threaten and graphically explain said violence. Use jason@porkjerky.com to start the process on me.