There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.
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When will you punk teens learn? No matter how hard you teeny-boppers try to be huge shit heads, you just aren't going to out-asshole the cops. They are highly trained, professional pricks and your amateur-hour asshole antics are no match for their major league motherfuckery.

Granted, Dalton L. Smith is to be commended in his attempt to be huge piece of shit, but it was still no match for the level of bastard easily attained by the Missouri State Po Po.

Around 1:30 pm on 8/17/12 Smith was on his motorcycle fleeing from the Village of Country Club's Finest doing about 100mph. They radioed ahead to a state trooper for some help with the fleeing dickhead. He obliged. The trooper pulled out in front of the rocketing dickhead. Smith rear ends him at a speed that destroyed the car, the bike and any hopes of an open casket.

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There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.