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God:
Julia
Dominquez Salazar, can I make you an offer?
JDS: Yes, lord, please!
God: How would you like to live a healthy happy active life until age 98?
(and then die horrifically in a
car
accident on 9/26/2012)
JDS: Absolu... Wait. Did you say something after 'age 98'?
God: What I said was, 'How would you like to live a healthy happy active life until age 98?
(and then violently be impaled by a motorcyle and expire in the middle of
the highway)
JDS: See, I keep hearing stuff after the 'age 98' part. Maybe its me...
(long awkward pause)
God: So....yeah. Do we have a deal?
JDS: Absolutely. A wonderful life all the way until 98? Count me in.
God: (and then die in excrutiating pain in an
automobile accident).
JDS: Huh?
God: Oh, nothing.
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