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God:     Julia Dominquez Salazar, can I make you an offer?

JDS:     Yes, lord, please!

God:     How would you like to live a healthy happy active life until age 98? (and then die horrifically in a car accident on 9/26/2012)

JDS:     Absolu... Wait. Did you say something after 'age 98'?

God:     What I said was, 'How would you like to live a healthy happy active life until age 98? (and then violently be impaled by a motorcyle and expire in the middle of the highway)

JDS:     See, I keep hearing stuff after the 'age 98' part. Maybe its me... (long awkward pause)

God:     So....yeah. Do we have a deal?

JDS:     Absolutely. A wonderful life all the way until 98? Count me in.

God:     (and then die in excrutiating pain in an automobile accident).

JDS:     Huh?

God:     Oh, nothing.

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There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.