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What a (foreshadowing pun alert...) ground breaking memorial. On this site I have roadside crosses for
people not in car accidents,
roadside stars of david,
roadside crosses for people they've never confirmed
are dead, memorials for no one in particular
and now an honest to god roadside grave.
Reba is actually buried there. As
Kyung Roo, my Korean dormmate, would say: I am not shitting on you.
In January 2009, Reba was found dead in Swope Park in Kansas City, MO. She died from exposure and
foul play was suspected (being tranquailized somehow). She had lived at the park for a few years and
was a friend to all. Since the park was her home, a city worker and the woman who made sure Reba
didn't go hungry, buried her there.
Now, I know what you are thinking: "Jason, while it might not be against the law to dump their corpses
there, it certaintly can't be legal to actually bury hookers in Kansas City parks, can it?". And you're
right. Now I'm not saying Reba was or wasn't a prostitute (who knows what she would do for $5 and some
properly placed peanut butter (more foreshadowing)), but I do know burial laws don't apply to her...
...Reba wasn't human. She was another first for this site: Reba was a free range German Shepard.
As Kyung Roo would say: Yummy.
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