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Jesus Powhatan, ARLuke 9:23
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This is but one in a series of Jesus crosses I drove past on Hwy 63 in
Powhatan, Arkansas. All white, all with 'JESUS'
written horizontally in red letters, all with 'Luke
9:23' scribbled on the bottom like an afterthought. Its like they cranked out 100 of these cocksuckers in their tool shed behind their hillybilly shack and
then went spamming the Arkansas countryside with them.
And for what? Trying to raise awareness of Christ in Arkansas is like making a public service announcement reminding people to breath. Jesus polls
pretty well in that part of the country. His brand recognition is up there with, uncoincidentally; Coke, McDonalds, Powerball and Wal-Mart.
Who would do that? Then I got thinking: Most likely making and shitting out a ton of Jesus crosses onto the landscape is just something the folks in
Powhatan, Arkansas do to unwind after a long hard
day of doing the real work of the lord--telling fags they are going to hell, stopping teen girls from getting properly vaccinated and shooting gynecologists.
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There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.