| Dumbass 1: | Awwww fuck. Our friend died and got done killed. |
| Dumbass 2: | Yeah, I guess we gotta put up a cross. |
| Dumbass 1: | Yup, and it's gonna be the best one ever. |
| Dumbass 2: | No doubt. Let's go balls out on this one. We can put..., ummm we can have a... |
| Dumbass 1: | Oh yeah, for sure. We'll take a..., well we could get our... |
| Dumbass 2: | Ok, we will start with a cross. |
| Dumbass 1: | Fucking-A, that rules hard. |
| Dumbass 2: | Then we need to write something touching and sentimental on it. |
| Dumbass 1: | Like 'Miss You' or 'Love You'. |
| Dumbass 2: | Ohh god yeah. How about both? One across and the other going down. |
| Dumbass 1: | Sweet. That rocks my nuts off. But what else? |
| Dumbass 2: | Well, Valentines is soon. Let's do something with that. |
| Dumbass 1: | I can steal 2 plastic sparkly heart things from the truck stop. |
| Dumbass 2: | That fucking rules. This is gonna be so motherfucking cool. |
| Dumbass 1: | Shouldn't we put his name on it somewhere? |
| Dumbass 2: | That's stupid. We are already doing the plastic sparkly heart thing. Let's get started. |
| In Unison: | Ok, but first things first, let's sniff some glue and beat each other off. |