There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.
Porkjerky.com
As Delicious As A Hooker's Pussy
 
Updates Random Free Shit R.I.P. Omniscience Guestbook Gallery

R.I.P.->Honoring A True Jesus Lover With Shit

    Email Page To Someone   Create A Link For This Page   Be An Idiot, Click Here
Next Cross -->
<-- Prior Cross
R.I.P. Main Submit A Cross Make Your Own Roadside Memorial
Memorial For A True Jesus Lover

I know I don't have much pull with the church, but I think the logo for christianity (that idea always brings a smile to my face) should have a make over. Two plain, perpendiculary intersecting line segments--that is so last millenium. We have photoshop now and synthetic wreath making capabilities and color printing and motherfucking tiki torches.

Let's add some fucking flair for christ's sake (Get that? It was more than a toss-away, hackneyed blasphemous idiom, in the literal sense of 'figuratively', I meant 'for the sake of Christ'.)

Don't get me wrong--Jesus died on a cross and all that jazz. I respect that. But he also liked to pull some wine and fish out of thin air, hang out with some hookers and party like a mofo. Now light those fucking torches, put on a pink wreath lei, crank the Amy Grant up to 11 and lets get down tonight.

<-- Prior Cross R.I.P. Main Next Cross -->
Have your attorney use jason@porkjerky.com when making good on your threats to sue me for being an asshole. Of course, the same guy who handled your back child support and DUI cases probably isn't the best representation in this civil matter.
Updates| Random| Free Shit| R.I.P.| Omniscience| My Blog| Gallery| Email Page To Someone
There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.