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Dearest Delilah,

I am sorry to write to you with a problem, but I trust you and know your will give me an honest answer straight from your heart. So here goes.

I got myself into a huge dilemma which isn't right. My boss is pressuring me into having sex with him and he inappropriately talks and touches me at work. I suspect my coworkers think we are having an affair since I don't rebuff his inappropriate actions. The problem is if I wanted to complain to his boss he would bring up our history, and my boss's boss's wife works with my husband's ex-wife's sister, so after my boss's boss learns of my sexual history it would work its way back to my husband.

You see, I first had an encounter with my boss 12 years ago in college. You could say I was the campus slut. My boyfriend at the time was the brother of my boss's roommate's brother's roommate at a neighboring college. One night those 4 (my boyfriend, his roommate, his roommate's brother, and his brother) decide to make a porn video of all 5 of us having sex. Long story short, my boss comes home early and we make it a six-some.

The second encounter I had with my boss was 3 years after that and is ironically how I got my current job. I was a stripper and was doing a party for my boss's second cousin's best friend's neighbor's bachelor party. After the show I offered $20 blow jobs and my boss was a three time customer that night. The last time I performed for him he offered me an office job. I told him up front that I would accept as long as no sex was expected, he agreed it would be business only at work.

This harassment has been going on since I started 7 years ago and is getting worse. I love my job, and my husband but I can't take this abuse any more and need a way out that doesn't involve sex with my boss or my husband finding out about my promiscuous past.

Thanks for your time,

Jane S Clossur

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There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.