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Delilah Main

Dearest Delilah,

I know that racism and bigotry are learned and not natural instincts in humans. Then again, so is algebra, so that doesn't necessarily make all learned things wrong or false. I was taught that whites are better than blacks, and that blacks only do the bad things they do because they are incapable of knowing what is right and wrong.

Now that I have moved from my small community to the big city, I see that there are a few specific instances of good blacks. For the most part though, they deserve the stereotypes they have made for themselves. The coloreds at work are lazy, stupid and in fact; are smelly. Most of them are single women with children and speak in ebonics. They always "gotsta ax me a kestion".

My delima is that I am involved, (and I think in love), with a mulatto. Now he's pressuring me to go with him and stay the weekend with his family. I don't think I could stand 2 days around his coon dad and nigger loving mom. I think something that shouldn't would slip out of my mouth and I would ruin our relationship would be ruined.

Worse than that, I fear he will expect to spend a weekend with my family. That is definitely never going to happen. I don't dare tell them about him for fear of being disowned. If I was to show up in our town with a half-black man, I would be lucky if only my reputation was killed. I know that he is one of the good ones, but unlike me, my family is racist and won't see him for who he really is.

Any Suggestions?

Sue J Carlsons

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There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.