Eureka

So, it turns out I’m still a fucking genius. How many of the world’s great ideas do you think were conceived on the toilet? My guess is that the crapper is the leading place and shitting the leading activity for inspiring brilliance. Uh oh, now my brilliance is inspiring me to be brilliant about inspiring […]

All I ask is that porkjerky.com, like AIDS and slavery, only be used to perform good in the world.