Eureka

So, it turns out I’m still a fucking genius. How many of the world’s great ideas do you think were conceived on the toilet? My guess is that the crapper is the leading place and shitting the leading activity for inspiring brilliance. Uh oh, now my brilliance is inspiring me to be brilliant about inspiring […]

I really feel there's a good derogatory epithet for southeast Asians that I am missing out on. I mean, there's got to be some word out there to incite Pakistanis and Indians and Bangladeshis. Right? How come I don't know this?