Like Nails Scratching On My Cornea

Ok, I dug deeper. You’re welcome. After my initial dismay at finding so many results for my youtube search of the word ‘blog’, I started on my prolonged dismay of searching through a ton of those videos to find a shitty blog on there to give an Intermittently Given Porkjerky.com Shitty Blog Award to. Oh […]

Video Blogs: The Future Of Boring

Lord, o’fuck, cunt almighty. Me and my great ideas. There I was, laughing my head off, enjoying my favorite pastime of watching serious injuries videos on youtube, when genius hit. Or more accurately–now that I know the results–when ungenius hit. I interrupted my motorcycle tricks gone bad video and immediately decided to type those 4 […]

Call me old fashioned, but in my day, and this probably isn't the politically correct thing to say any more, but there were no such things as chicks with dicks. Back in the olden times, if you had a dick you were a dude. I know history won't be kind to that position, but never the less that is what we naively believed.