Absolute Yellow

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September 27, 2009

I don’t mean to toot my own cock, but that’s some fine yellow peeing. It can’t get much yellower than that. Can it? Sounds like another science experiment. I wonder if there is an upper bound to how yellow piss can be. There’s an absolute zero, there’s terminal velocity and nothing can travel faster than […]

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