A Winter Cleaning Ditty

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December 7, 2009

My yard has a year’s worth of dog feces That’s why I love when the weather freezes     Picking up turds     Is for the birds I just stomp frozen dog shit to pieces.

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I remember the first thing I splurged on when I became rich: A Haitian sex slave. I know I know, but this was a different time, before everyone got all PC and sex trafficking became bad.
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