Teach Them Well And Let Them Lead The Way

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September 8, 2009

Saw another member of the Tribal Arm Band Tattoo Tribe this weekend. Call me a romantic, but nothing, not even the most beautiful bride in the most beautiful wedding dress can ever come as close to being as attractive as a woman in a maternity cocktail waitress dress. I am certain ‘elastic’ is Latin for […]

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