So Shitty, Its Awesome

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February 2, 2009

Today, I am taking a break from writing about things that I hate because they are so shitty and I am instead writing about something I love because it’s so shitty. First, a metaphor, possibly a simile (I forget the difference–and don’t give a shit). I once worked with a gay guy who constantly sang […]

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My ability to aggrandize my importance through ostentatiously pretentious vocabulary while conveying vacuous ideas can be surmised from this self-referencing, self-fulfilling sentence which utilizes words like 'utilizes' and 'behoove' to behoove my demonstration of my ability to convey vacuous ideas with ostentatiously pretentious vocabulary.
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