So Shitty, Its Awesome

Today, I am taking a break from writing about things that I hate because they are so shitty and I am instead writing about something I love because it’s so shitty. First, a metaphor, possibly a simile (I forget the difference–and don’t give a shit). I once worked with a gay guy who constantly sang […]

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