The Immaculate Defecation

What would you do if you pooped a turd divine? A religious looking crap, Is that a sign?   To me it would be scary   To shit the Virgin Mary Of course, in a heartbeat, I’d sell it online.

Porkjerky.com Pet Tip #19: A dog should be big enough that I don't step on and kill it accidentally, but small enough that I can with my bare hands if shit goes down.