The Immaculate Defecation

What would you do if you pooped a turd divine? A religious looking crap, Is that a sign?   To me it would be scary   To shit the Virgin Mary Of course, in a heartbeat, I’d sell it online.

You see it in movies and look forward to doing it your whole life, but let me tell you; you're never truly prepared for identifying and claiming your first werewolf mauled body from the morgue.