As Useful As Tits On A Corpse

What a great month for breast implant companies. You can’t buy this kind of marketing. But daddy, they will not only help me feel better about myself but if in case I get a quickie Vegas marriage to some violent Cannuck who bashes my head in, stabs me 75 times, rips my jaw bones out, […]

I'm not proud of it, but I once beat a man to death with his own rectum.