Absolute Yellow

I don’t mean to toot my own cock, but that’s some fine yellow peeing. It can’t get much yellower than that. Can it? Sounds like another science experiment. I wonder if there is an upper bound to how yellow piss can be. There’s an absolute zero, there’s terminal velocity and nothing can travel faster than […]

America's irreversible decline can be pinpointed to the moment the federal fucking government outlawed lawn darts. The wrong side won the civil war.