T Minus 22,938 Turds

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December 10, 2009

I’ve got about 15 more craps left in me for 2009, give or take. But what about in the rest of my life? Now that wasn’t one of those quasi-rhetorical questions I use to lead into some shit calculation. Given my immediate forefathers lifespans, my shit calculator, my genius and my desire to know the […]

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After you climb that ethical mountain, do some philosophical reflection, search your soul and give yourself the moral rationalization to have your first abortion; the hardest parts about having abortions 2 and later are scheduling conflicts and price comparisons.
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