T Minus 22,938 Turds

I’ve got about 15 more craps left in me for 2009, give or take. But what about in the rest of my life? Now that wasn’t one of those quasi-rhetorical questions I use to lead into some shit calculation. Given my immediate forefathers lifespans, my shit calculator, my genius and my desire to know the […]

If god didn’t want us to laugh at the suffering of others, then why’d he make other people’s pain so enjoyable?