Look Ma I Made It

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December 1, 2009

Everyone dreams of somehow seeing their name in lights. Fuck that. After 334 days, I finally get to see my name in shit. I didn’t think I was going to make it. Sure, sure I crapped a trapezoid, pooped an arrow, but I thought my name in turds was just a pipe dream. Something only […]

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