A Boy, His Anus And A Dream

Finally, after months of perfecting my technique I did it. My hours of practice, dedication and my innate abilities have finally paid the dividends I knew they would. Success is mine. Let this be a lesson to all you kids out there about hard work, setting goals and following through. You can’t just sit around […]

My biggest fear in life is not doing something pointlessly fun with it. I cringe with pity every time I meet someone who thinks they are going to accomplish something with theirs.