One Giant Circlejerk For Mankind

No man, or woman for that matter, has walked on the moon or any other celestial body other than Earth in my lifetime. Breath that in, digest it, mull it over, roll it in a tortilla, sprinkle it with some cinnamon, batter it in cake mix, deep fry it, cover it with powder sugar, glaze […]

You ever think upon getting her 14th cat an old, shut-in lady looks at them and goes, 'These are the ones. These are the cats that will one day feed on my corpse'? I like to think so.