Ass Deep In Team Bullshit

Jesus H. god damn fucking christ lord almighty cunt fuck shit piss whore. Now, I know I say that a lot, but this time I literally mean it. And when I literally say ‘literally’, I literally mean ‘literally’. Literally. Jesus H. god damn fucking christ lord almighty cunt fuck shit piss whore. Last week I […]

There’s No ‘I’ In ‘Shit’

For a country so in love with bravado talk about individuality, capitalism and self-determination, we sure are a bunch of socialist, communism acting pussies. Everything is a fucking team event. Not a sport mind you, an event. School projects you get put on a team, although you’re graded individually. At work there’s all kinds of […]

Give those bible thumpers their due: Not only is abstinence the best way to prevent STDs and out of wedlock pregnancies, but if people would just stop fucking, in less than 100 years we could eradicate all human ailments.