My Friend

I, umm had this friend, yeah that’s it, I-He’d been drinking quite a bit.   A long, gross story short   Take my-his word for it, When he-I say ‘This tastes like shit’.

I really feel there's a good derogatory epithet for southeast Asians that I am missing out on. I mean, there's got to be some word out there to incite Pakistanis and Indians and Bangladeshis. Right? How come I don't know this?