The Real Swine Flu Epidemic

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April 29, 2009

I hate to keep raping a dead horse, but I just stumbled upon something terrifying about swine flu. Its growth rate is alarming, look at these numbers: 3 years ago:   3 cases 1 year ago:   62 cases 1 month ago:   1,634 cases 1 week ago:   10,278 cases 1 day ago:   […]

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Status Quo Poo

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April 28, 2009

Good news, turns out not only was I wrong about my shit being a telltale sign that I have the pestilence du jour, but that shit wasn’t actually fresh. I forgot to immediately take a picture and ambled off to do whatever it is I do in that post-shitting, euphoria induced state we all get […]

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your spouse battle Alzheimer's and MS;
while you lose control of your bodily functions,
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