A Foreshadowing Crap

Here’s an email of mine that went out to a bunch of experts on the subject: Hello, my name is Jason and I want to see if I can grow a flower or fruit bearing plant in one of my functioning toilets. After researching farming techniques, I have learned that technically this will not be […]

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