Tis The Season

Guess who made it that much easier for you to kill yourself? That’s right, I did. Forever you’ve been tying and retying the same piece of rope into a noose so it looks just perfect, scouting out the sturdiest place in your house to use it, going through all your chairs to find the one […]

Newsflash Motherfuckers: My pity and respect are mutually exclusive. You can have one or the other, not both. And odds are you’re getting neither.