Bob Sagetitis

I have an absolutely rational fear. My penultimate fear in life is that something I create will be universally loved. Oh jesus, I don’t know if I could handle that. I don’t like people and the thought of creating something that every single one of you sons a bitches likes all at the same time […]

Porkjerky.com Rape Test: If you were both concious and unsure if you were raped, then you weren't raped. Further, the final action of being raped is you reporting it to the police. Now, they may or may not pursue it, but until you do that you can't brag about being raped.