Burn Your Asshole Shut

Continuing on with my scarred cock. Isn’t circumcision awesome? I mean really, my mom could have taken 9 seconds everyday out of her lazy whore life to properly clean me, but instead deemed it better to chop a piece of my dick off. I know what you are thinking and you couldn’t be more wrong. […]

It's weird that nobody wins the lottery and then finds God. Just prisoners and alcoholics. Mysterious ways indeed.