Roses And My Ass Are Red, Violets Are Blue…

I once had an awesomely hairy tush A candy binge left me straining to push A turd of gummy bears yanked all my anus hairs Thus the end of my beautiful ass-bush.

I apologize for the instances on this site where abortion is called a victimless crime. Any decent person knows it is definitely not a victimless crime: its not a crime of any kind. Abortion is perfectly legal, so have at it and often.